EPISODE 01
Pilot
Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.
22 minEPISODE GUIDE
Season 1
12 episodes
EPISODE 02
Square Peg
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.
22 min
EPISODE 03
The Order of the Straight Arrow
A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.
22 min
EPISODE 04
Hank's Got the Willies
Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.
22 min
EPISODE 05
Luanne's Saga
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.
22 min
EPISODE 06
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.
22 min
EPISODE 07
Westie Side Story
The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.
22 min
EPISODE 08
Shins of the Father
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
22 min
EPISODE 09
Peggy the Boggle Champ
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
22 min
EPISODE 10
Keeping Up with Our Joneses
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
22 min
EPISODE 11
King of the Ant Hill
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
22 min
EPISODE 12
Plastic White Female
Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.
22 min