EPISODE 01
Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
2 minEPISODE GUIDE
Season 1
50 episodes
EPISODE 02
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
1 min
EPISODE 03
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
1 min
EPISODE 04
Adopted
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
2 min
EPISODE 05
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
1 min
EPISODE 06
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
1 minEPISODE 07
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
2 min
EPISODE 08
Cat Staff Meeting
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
1 min
EPISODE 09
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
1 min
EPISODE 10
Marital Troubles
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
1 min
EPISODE 11
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
1 min
EPISODE 12
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
1 min
EPISODE 13
The Frog Prince
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
1 min
EPISODE 14
Monkeys Talk About Religion
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
1 min
EPISODE 15
Mountain Climber
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
1 min
EPISODE 16
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
1 min
EPISODE 17
Mad Cow Disease
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
1 min
EPISODE 18
The Bartender Says...
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
1 min
EPISODE 19
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
1 min
EPISODE 20
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
1 min
EPISODE 21
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
1 min
EPISODE 22
Things You Never Hear
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
2 min
EPISODE 23
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
1 min
EPISODE 24
AIDS Patient Zero
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
2 min
EPISODE 25
Name That Animal Penis!
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
2 min
EPISODE 26
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
2 min
EPISODE 27
Sex with... #1
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
1 min
EPISODE 28
A Fat Guy Working Out
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
1 min
EPISODE 29
A Gay Knight
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
1 min
EPISODE 30
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
1 min
EPISODE 31
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
3 min
EPISODE 32
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
2 min
EPISODE 33
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
1 min
EPISODE 34
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
2 min
EPISODE 35
Sex with... #2
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
1 min
EPISODE 36
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
1 min
EPISODE 37
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
2 min
EPISODE 38
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To have sexual relations with your mother.
1 min
EPISODE 39
Sex with... #3
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
1 min
EPISODE 40
Dirty Vaudeville
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
1 min
EPISODE 41
Fat Jesus
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
2 min
EPISODE 42
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
1 min
EPISODE 43
The Sneeze Throw-Up
Exactly what it says on the tin...
1 min
EPISODE 44
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
1 min
EPISODE 45
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
1 min
EPISODE 46
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
1 min
EPISODE 47
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
1 min
EPISODE 48
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
1 min
EPISODE 49
Sheep Shearing
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
2 min
EPISODE 50
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
1 min